Like seriously. Some of the things girls get jealous over. Out of control.

I am talking to my roommate about HOUSE STUFF. If we happen to share some laughs and then start planning a party, it doesn’t mean we are going to go bone.

We live together, we’re searching for new roommates. We want to be on the same page about everything. And if a house warming party to new roommates sounds like a good idea to us, then we might make it happen. Cool your jets girl. Just cool your jets.

Or we’ll implement a new rule where you can’t come over and act like you own the place anymore.